Archive of Awesomeness
Purpose: a secure storage site
Contents: many extraordinary and exotic things
Due to its top-secret nature, there has been debate on whether the Archive actually exists, but I can assure you it does.
How do I know? I’m the sole executive manager. Is that cool, or what?
And that’s a side gig.
I would work at the Archive full-time, but…well…
A Tale of Woe
It’s embarrassing really. When I first discovered the Archive (also top-secret), I found out it had a strange feature. It only allows entrance twice a month, on the second and fourth Tuesdays, and only for a period of three hours between 1:00 and 4:00 pm.
The system came equipped with override software, in case I needed to get in for some reason other than during the appointed time.
Yeah, well…that didn’t work out. I accidentally destroyed the override software. Clumsy me. Now, the Archive is forever locked except for a few hours each month.
I will share my discoveries from the Archive with you, hopefully on a regular basis. I’ve been able to unearth some interesting and entertaining artifacts, but the Archive is huge and I’ve only tasted what it has to offer.
As I find things of interest, I’ll pass them on.
The Archive contains many items of a sensitive nature. I’m not permitted to speak of these discoveries. Should such knowledge leak out, it may well encourage so many villains to come out of the woodwork that even the Avengers would be hard-pressed to stop them.
I also have reason to believe that if I try to share this information, the Archive will erase my memory.
I’ll stick to the sharing the non-world-threatening stuff.
Check out the links below to see what I’ve discovered so far, and be sure to come back to get the latest updates.
- An Application Guide for Aspiring Villains
- The Code of Heroes
- The Code of Villains
- 21 Things You Should Never Say to Wizards
- A Christmas Crisis in Middle-earth
- The 10 Commandments of Science Fiction
- The 10 Commandments of Fantasy
- The Misery of Being a Henchman: A Confession
- The Defining Features of a Hero…Or Not
- Superpowers That Aren’t So Super
- Magical Powers Gone Bad
- How to Become a Superhero in 18 Steps